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		<title>Clean Fun in Sin City</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 01:45:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As we were coming home from seeing Tool, we passed a sign advertising that Steven Wright would be performing at The Orleans Casino last weekend. C-Jane was driving and I said, “Look, Steven Wright will be in-town next week,” but since she knows Karate, she doesn’t have to listen to me anymore. Later in the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=shortbuswonderkid.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10653627&amp;post=992&amp;subd=shortbuswonderkid&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Tool Rocked the Mandalay Bay</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 23:37:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[January 15th is a special day for me. Having almost died in a stupid car accident, a good friend made the greatest effort to save my life. That is another story that I’ll tell later, what is important is that 25 years ago, I was as good as dead, and now I am not. As [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=shortbuswonderkid.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10653627&amp;post=987&amp;subd=shortbuswonderkid&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bashing Jake Elliot</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 23:05:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[C-Jane bought this book called ‘The Wrong Way Down’ off a local author named Jake Elliot about a month ago. I haven’t read it yet, she said it was very enjoyable – strong characters, well-developed story, but had a couple editing issues. So, when she read in the local paper that Jake Elliot was having [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=shortbuswonderkid.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10653627&amp;post=981&amp;subd=shortbuswonderkid&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Donald Trump</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 17:55:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Donald Trump, I’d like to start this by saying, “I have nothing against you.” I don’t blame you one bit for abandoning the Republican Presidential Candidate Race. Although, I must also say I don’t understand why you sided with them in the first place. Maybe you thought you could beat all the Repubs and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=shortbuswonderkid.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10653627&amp;post=968&amp;subd=shortbuswonderkid&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Re-Post Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 18:19:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shortbus-wookie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(This is a re-post from 2009, sort of.  Again, I was so bitter and resentful before publication that I’m sanding down all the nasty barbs that were on it, but at the heart of it all is a really good CHRISTmas story.) I feel a tremendous resistance to writing this post.  Perhaps I’m just unsure [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=shortbuswonderkid.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10653627&amp;post=964&amp;subd=shortbuswonderkid&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Deck the Halls with Corporate Bullshit</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 05:20:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shortbus-wookie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you dare me to say it? Double-dare? Alright, here it is, to all my readers I boldly shout, “Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah.” Ha-ha-ha, corporate bastards! I thumb my nose at your elitist shopping malls. I said the two taboo holiday phrases and you can’t stop me! (–yet.) Relax Gov’na Perry, although I may sometimes [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=shortbuswonderkid.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10653627&amp;post=956&amp;subd=shortbuswonderkid&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>V is for Vaudeville</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 00:39:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shortbus-wookie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last Tuesday, my wife and I went to V the Ultimate Variety Show at The Miracle Mile Shops in the Planet Hollywood on the Las Vegas Strip. Wow, now that was a thick sentence. I couldn’t pinpoint a location any better without using Mapquest. &#160; Anyhow, if you’re busy and don’t want to read this, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=shortbuswonderkid.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10653627&amp;post=953&amp;subd=shortbuswonderkid&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Before the Five Star Vaudeville</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 16:12:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shortbus-wookie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[C-Jane got us free tickets for V the Variety Show at Planet Hollywood. How? By giving blood. She has the best Karma in the world. She’s even convinced me that I should do cool stuff to better the lives of others, and as a result my life has gotten better. Bless others and be blessed. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=shortbuswonderkid.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10653627&amp;post=945&amp;subd=shortbuswonderkid&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Shortbus to the Gates</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 02:18:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shortbus-wookie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since I’d read page 6 of the book, Demon Squad: Armageddon Bound, I have been a fan of Tim Marquitz’s series. It is a dark, gruesome tale laced with biting sarcastic humor. I’ve enjoyed the first two books with tremendous zeal. Here is a link to the review I gave of the first book. Tim [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=shortbuswonderkid.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10653627&amp;post=941&amp;subd=shortbuswonderkid&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Thanksgiving</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 22:05:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’d planned to write about what really happened to the natives by the “pilgrims.” What created this holiday? Let’s get some definitions for today’s blog so that we are all on the same page. We cannot afford to be confused. Pilgrim ¬– noun 1- A religious devotee who journeys to a shrine or sacred place. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=shortbuswonderkid.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10653627&amp;post=935&amp;subd=shortbuswonderkid&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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